Wonder Who Got The Powerpack?

Wonder Who Got The Powerpack?

ALAN IS IN THE RADIO NORWICH STUDIO, PRESENTING THE EVENING SHOW: Alan: That was Roxanne, by the Police or as they’re now known, Sting. A song there about a prostitute. Doesn’t say what her surname is. Must give her a Continue reading Wonder Who Got The Powerpack?

An egg still in it‘s shell, looks fine but… It‘s from the nineties

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An egg still in it‘s shell, looks fine but... It‘s from the nineties.
An egg still in it‘s shell, looks fine but… It‘s from the nineties.

Taken from Alan Partridge Scissored Isle.

Kommen Sie bitte, und listen to Kraftwerk.

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Kommen Sie bitte, und listen to Kraftwerk.
Kommen Sie bitte, und listen to Kraftwerk.

Alan is in the Radio Norwich studio pottering around while a farmer is talking on his phone in “This Mornings’ Farmer”:

Farmer:

Then we bring the cows in, get them milked by 6AM…

Alan:

You’re listening to “This Mornings’ Farmer. Go on, you were talking about cow bringing-in.

Farmer:

Yeah we bringing them in for milkin’, then all that can go…

Alan:

Pop the straight jacket on them?

Farmer:

What?

Alan:

Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’, Robert Moon. Robert, did you have your breakfast this morning?

Farmer:

Well I reckon the way things are going…

Alan:

Can you just answer ‘yes’ for the purposes of a joke?

Farmer:

Yes.

Alan:

In which case you must be a ‘full moon’. Hello?

Farmer:

Still ‘ere.

Alan:

Yeah, I was making a pun on your name.

Farmer:

Oh right.

Alan:

Anyway, thank you very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’.

(Old MacDonald tune plays with a loud cow moo at the end)

Sorry about that. Robert a bit slow on the uptake there. Don’t know what he had for breakfast. Presumably an infected spinal column in a bap. Just making a quick joke there about how infected cattle feed can attack the central nervous system. It’s just coming up to 5:35am.

Kommen Sie bitte, und listen to Kraftwerk.

This is Einstein a Go-Go. Gid, that’s git

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This is Einstein a Go-Go. Gid, That's git.
This is Einstein a Go-Go. Gid, That’s git.

From the last episode of the first series, Towering Alan. Alan and Dave have an on-air spat and Alan replaces T’s for D’s.

Alan (to his listeners):

That was Japan. The effeminate futurists, from the 80’s. With “Life Can Be Cruel in Tokyo”. It’s certainly congested. I’d love to go. In the meantime, it’s seven o’clock. Oh, Guv’nor, he’s got me bang to rights, it’s Chief Constable Dave Clifton of Scotland Yard’s very own plainclothes pop force.

Dave:

Yes. Good morning, Alan…

Alan:

Whoa, let me finish. Hello, hello, hello.

Dave:

Yeah, I think your splidding hairs a little bit there Alan.

Alan:

Sorry, splidding?

Dave:

Yeah, splidding, you know.

Alan:

Sorry, it’s difficult to understand you when you say splidding. Because I know in real life you say “splitting”. It’s interesting the way you substitute a “d” for a “t” when you’re broadcasting. If you ask me, it’s the behaviour of a dosser.

Dave:

A dosser?

Alan:

Yes. A dosser and a dwad.

Dave:

Alan Partridge there…

Alan:

There are others, aren’t there. There’s did-head,  and there’s dalendless shid. And if rumours are to be believed, you’re back on the boddle.

Dave:

Err, this is “Einstein A Go Go”.

Alan:

Gid. That’s git.

Open Books Added…

I was a bit bored, so I dismantled my Corby trouser press, again. Then I went down to Keyboard Central and added the Open Books With Martin Bryce quotes/script. Enjoy it here.

Coogan Plays Paul Raymond…

Trailer of the new Coogan film ‘The Look Of Love’ in which he portrays legendary adult entertainment mogul Paul Raymond.

Question About A Forum…

While we are going through an update, would you fellow Partridge fans like to see a forum on here or prefer not to discuss and just admire his quotes? Let us know, PLEEEASE!. Seriously though, do let us know.

Give Him A Picture Of A Spitfire, And Let Him Go…

We’re revamping our news and current affairs outputs, again. Getting a bit tired of the look, so over the next couple of weeks (yes weeks, some of us work in BP garages or Travel Taverns) we will be changing the look and Continue reading Give Him A Picture Of A Spitfire, And Let Him Go…

Alan Partridge – Alpha Papa Movie Trailer…

First trailer released on t’internet. Alan Partridge – Alpha Papa! Apparently it cost £4 million to make. I do hope it will be classic Partridge. I guess we’ll soon find out, in August.